I wish I could've stayed up all night last night and read Black Gate Magazine cover-to-cover and given you a review today. Instead, I went to work.
But I have to do something about Black Gate's recent release. So here is my review of the first sentence of every story in the magazine.
"Where Beauty Lies in Wait"
by Peadar O' Guilin
Darrack fell out of bed onto the straw, scraping the stump of his left arm.
Don't you love it when the first line of the first story tells you you're going to love the magazine or anthology you plunked down good money for? Of course you do, or you wouldn't be reading this blog.
The lead character starts out with a stump! Not only does it give us immediate character sympathy as well as provide a point of tension--it's a goddam stump!
Excellent start to what can only be an excellent story.
"The Lawless Hours"
by James Enge
Note: James Enge wrote other Morlock the Maker stories for previous issues of Black Gate. Everything he writes is excellent. At least, everything I've seen. I'm tempted to just skip over this first sentence and demand you read the entire story on my recommendation alone!
I will not live three hundred years.
How could that sentence not make you want to read what follows? It's a curiosity-raiser which leads straight into the second sentence. And the second sentence sets conflict and character sympathy perfectly. The second sentence of "Hours" is like the uppercut to the first sentence's swift, sharp jab.
But you'll have buy Black Gate if you want to read it. I can almost guarantee this story'll be more fun than throwing chalk balls at English majors.
"The Wizard's Daily Horoscope"
by Maria V. Snyder
Today's the perfect day to make a change in your life.
Not the strongest first sentence I've ever read, but it made me want to read the next one. Which made me want to read the next one. Which made me want to read the next one...
Which I can't do, because there are six more first sentences to review!
Note: Check out the author pic!
"Holy Places"
by Martha Wells
Even at only eight seasons old, Elias knew Cineth's god didn't really eat children, no matter what his older brother had told him.
Excellent first sentence--but it would've been 200% better if Cineth's god really did eat children.
This tells me that
a) We're likely in for a good story
b) It probably won't live up to its potential. Unless, of course, the god turns out to be a baby-eater after all.
"From the Heart of the Earth to the Peaks of the Sky"
Iain Rowen
I have been many things in my life, some of which do not fill me with pride.
Really makes me want to read this story. But Black Gate's not into pornography, so I probably won't like it as much as the first line suggests. Still, I'm intrigued.
"The Mudslinger"
by David Evan Harris
Dredge, whose real name was Kellin, huddled with the others about the map.
At first, it seems like just another campaign-trail pulp adventure. But wait! Dredge is not his real name! So I want to find out what's up with this little sneak-thief, spy, or rogue.
But I can't; there are still more first lines.
"Soulthief"
by Ben Wolcott
Garren climbed out of the freezing river and stared across a short stretch of shattered slate at the black tower.
Goddamn. Do I even need to comment on this one? It's even better than the stump. Work's gonna loose a half-hour or so from Mister Bradley tonight.
"The Entrance of Bob into Valhalla"
by William I. Lengeman III
"Dad, how much longer?" Lucy whined.
Not much to say here, except that I read on into the second sentence to see if things got better, and found out the lead character's last name is "Dogoil", which at least gives the story hope.
Maybe "Entrance of Bob" is actually a good story, but I probably won't find out until I've read every other story in Black Gate, as well as all the ones in the new Weird Tales. And the tampon instructions I dig out of my neighbor's trash. And the back of a bag of cat litter.
Honestly I hate fantasy like this. I suppose it has a place in some kind of magazine, but not in a Sword and Sorcery magazine!!! John O'Neill, what were you thinkin'?
Fortunately, the story's only four pages long, and one of those pages is an illustration. Guess I can save it for when I don't eat enough fiber.
"The Naturalist, Part II: An Incident at Gray's Works"
Mark Summer
The steady flow of the river was enough to reverse in hours the course that had taken us days along the road.
A little bit of a mouthful, but then again so am I. Nice way to start out with a problem, but all the same it seems a bit too convoluted and long. I've read much longer sentences that didn't seem that way. Maybe I've just got a bad taste in my mouth from Bob Dogoil.
I've been told I leave a bad taste myself. "Foul" was the exact word. "More wheatgrass, less whisky." Last time I ever date a fuckin' hippy...
Well I hope this blogpost makes you hunger for more. I like Black Gate not just because of the excellent stories they've published, but because it's like a great big shot of vitamins for the Sacred Genre as a whole. And not just for the fiction, either--you get a great hit of pulp fiction history with every issue, as well.
And as long as Mr. O'Neill doesn't publish too many stories about ol' Bob Dogoil and his kin, it'll likely be a strong presence for years to come.
Saute,
KB
Sunday, September 16, 2007
KARL BRADLEY REVIEWS THE FIRST SENTENCE OF EVERY SINGLE STORY, EVER!
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Great commentary, dude. I totally enjoyed reading it. Thank James and Morlock for bringing you to my attention.
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